Here lies the guys, gals, and non-binary pals who sent me non-hilarious jokes. They shall be forever mocked.
What did the Australian man say to the waiter after he finished his meal? Cheque mate.
No, no, no, please no. You did not just say that.
I did a theatrical performance on puns, it was a play on words.
Too bad this one wasn't very punny.
Good steak puns are a rare medium well done.
This one makes me sad. How can steak be rare, medium, and well done? These temperatures are mutually exclusive. Not well done.
What's the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.
The creator of the spring roll is "rolling" in his grave.
My math teacher called me average. That's just mean.
This is so bad it's kinda good.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I lost interest in this joke.
A lawyer dropped his phone but it didn't break. He had the perfect case.
Permission to treat this joker as hostile, Your Honor!
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